Monday, July 21, 2008
pHiLLiP LeE @ HQ
ohh boy ohh boy.. i jus cant wait the dae he post out as HQ CSM.. we hav been sufferin under the turmoil of his hulabaloos and wat ifs and nots.. so this time is HQ turn.. muahahahhaha..
so wat will possibly b the fate of the battalion HQ??
here could b some possible outcomes:
- PT!!!! every mornin HQ will fall in in the special attire: singlet and slacks and shoes.. then he will make them do 200 jumpin jacks.. run from 1 end 2 another.. climbin up staircases and run from floor to floor..
- and after PT he'll proceed 2 check emails and stuff.. and while his office is in S4 branch he'll start arrowin the ppl there 2 help him do work tt he doesn't noe how 2 handle and he will screw them once things go wrong.. while he keeps on readin emails and perhaps surfin internet all dae long..
- he'll prob visit QM branch quite often.. he jus love 2 arrange stores and do it his ways and screw the storemen whenever possible.. y dun he become a commando logistics specialist?? i jus couldn't understand.. but aniwae QM branch could prob hav a hard time doin his ways..
- he'll prob walk ard barechested 2 impress CO and S3.. perhaps he'll impress chief clerk and RQ even more..
- he'll do stand by bed ever more frequently.. as he do not like messy bunks the storemen could prob find themselves in a stresful mode of arrangin their bunks neatly.. he'll prob wan 2 conduct standby bed 4 the PS.. and all will bow under his desire of gettin things rite.. who noes the PS from the various coys would start 2 treat him as the "battalion's no 1 enemy"
- he couldn't hide his desire of becomin a nurse 1 day.. and he'll prob wan 2 take control of the med ctr.. once he start eyeballin the med ctr the joker's days ar numbered.. muahahha.. so instead of siam-ing PT and all the under physical stuff.. y not obey his orders 2 do PT?? as the sayin goes, "if u cant beat 'em.. join 'em.."
- the more fortunate ones will b the 5 HQ medics and the coy medic tt is goin 2 ORD.. they will not.. or prob jus a little bit.. come under his command as HQ CSM.. but by the time he took control the big5 and the only one ar already clearin their leave and applyin 4 ORD clearance.. they will get 2 see the sufferin.. but the will exp none of it.. lolzz
says 1SG Goh, PS 'B' coy:
"then jus let HQ suffer from his PT!! we ar not sufferin anymore!!"
HURRAY~~!!!!!!
wEiwEi|9:18 PM