Thursday, September 13, 2007
NeCk aNd HeAd
when i saw my HQ discipline master as i book in this mornin.. my heart nearly popped out.. he was standin at the void deck there foldin his uniform.. i quickly walked into the buildin while he was busyzz foldin.. reason of me bein sooo scared of him?? becoz i illegally booked in this mornin.. he would certainly questioned me and i'll hav a hard time answerin him..
durin 1st parade.. he arrowed me 2 b in charge of the cleanin of the drainage system near the med ctr.. he also told me 2 do a gd job.. and he added..
"lim.. u'll b in charge.. do a gddd job.. UR NECK IS ALREADY VERII SMALL.. DUN LET ME BREAK IT.."
i couldn't hide my amused response 2 his words.. i tried not 2 burst out laughin.. as i looked down and hid my bigg wide smile..
in the 1st place.. MY NECK AIN'T SMALL.. it's my HEAD tt is small.. my neck can at least fit in a regular C-collar when i fall from height and the poor paramedics hav 2 use spinal mgt.. but come 2 tink of it.. he is actualli quite the opp of me.. he had a BIG HEAD and had NO NECK.. coz it seems the chin covered his neck and his head is realli quite bigggg.. how biggg izzit?? hmm im not realli exactly sure.. but 1 thing i noe.. its definitely bigger than keith's and alan's headd.. (keith's and alan's head already UP THERE in cg.. his one even bigger.. no POP playin already!!)
and sometimes i wonder.. he realli look like a turtle from a dist. off.. the reason?? he got no neck and a biggg head.. plus he had a stout built.. whenever he tried 2 smile he look realli cute.. like a turtle.. coz turtles dun realli stretch out their necks.. and i used 2 tink tt the head of the turtle sticks 2gether wif the shell.. and i always perceived tt his head is stuck 2 his body!! muahahahaha..
P.S. actualli horrr.. he's not tt baddd.. but when he commented on my neck my observations of his physical stature became a total revelation.. lolzz
wEiwEi|10:39 PM
