Monday, July 23, 2007
BiZzArE HeAdLiNeS
so if our cg has a newsletter and IM the editor.. these ar the headlines u may NOT (or probably may) wished 2 see..
Head to head: whose head wins?? alan or keith??
analyst:
"aiya.. doesn't matter lahz.. head big more prominent wat.."alan wins the nobel prize!!!
professor:
"wif big heads come big brains wif big achievements.."Daryl promoted to BIG BROTHER
of little daryl.. (Pst YK son..)
ESTHER RETURNS!! Daryl's jaw dropped..
Erika sings in court. Judge touched. Gave a lighter sentence to the former NKF boss.
Evelyn got her 1st kiss (from u-noe-who) for 3 SECONDS and couldn't sleep for 3 NIGHTS.
Euquin learned tamil in Bangalore!!
reason: to promote racial harmony in Singapore
alan's happyNigel and Miguel revoke their SAF contract. Girlfriends happy.
They sold their car to pay the compensation. Girlfriends sad.
Xinhong used CG fund to buy China fund!!
reason: "to invest the lives of the Chinese. This is good. I believe it."
Daryl: "u better pay up if u lose money!!!"
Ice captured back to Antartica.
Natives: "He belongs here."
Robber broke in and steal Willy's CD collection.
Willy broke down and cried, and fainted.
FINALLY.. this is 1 headline u will NEVER EVER see in the imaginary newsletter..
"MY ORD CAN WAIT." says wEiwEi..
wEiwEi|7:16 PM
